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Bold Faced Begging

There are just two weeks left before Christmas, and I know what youre all thinking:

What am I gonna get Bernie?

Worry no more! Heres my wishlist. Everything on it is something Id love to receive, especially if it comes from you!

Choose from any of 108 wonderful yet inexpensive gifts.

You know Im in culinary school, so there are lots of great kitchen and cooking related items. I love movies. Youll find plenty of those too. Books? We got em.

So browse the list, find something nice, and get it to me in time for the big day. No fighting crowds, you dont even have to leave home. What could be easier?

And dont forget, my birthday is in a month too. So, if you cant give now–or you just want to give twice–buy now, buy later, or buy both times. But buy me a nice Christmas gift today!

Canada, anyone?

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You’re Ontario. You like comraderie and will do whatever you can to fit in with your desired crowd. You may even be very exclusive in who you associate with. Money and status means a lot to you. But try not to let those desires rule your life.

I guess if I’m gonna leave the country, I ought to at least know where I fit in. I knew there was a reason Toronto felt liveable when I visited two years ago.

But then, it’s not like they’re letting us just walk in because we didn’t like the way the election turned out.

Borrowed from her.

What Canadian Province Are You?
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You Write the Caption

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Number 1

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Number 2

You don’t own me

I don’t usually do these things, but….


31.25 %


My weblog owns 31.25 % of me.
Does your weblog own you?

Offline Reading

This week’s Village Voice has an essay every blogger ought to read. It’s quite amusing I think.

In short, don’t take this shit so seriously, ‘k!