I regularly survey news media from across the country and around the world via the Internet, and see a lot of different news items. But here are a few headlines I doubt I’ll ever see:
Cocaine dealer remembers Bush from missing Military period
Cheney discloses earnings made off Iraqi war
Southern Baptists welcome new Gay clergy
Israel apologizes for arrests and killings; withdraws from Palestinian territory
”Profits too high” say Corporate Execs; Promise lower prices, higher wages
Lyrics and lifestyle negatively influence Black youth, say Hip Hop stars
CBS President: ”It was just a tit, for crying out loud!”
GOP convention opens in NYC; lily White and disgustingly rich
Tiger wins The Masters but adds “golf is really boring.”
Red Sox win the World Series!
Academy Awards given only to those who can really act; Tom Cruise shut out
Got any other headlines you think we’ll never see?
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Okay, that last one made me snort. and what’s up with the layout in here? Still not fixed? *nag* *nag*
Oh these are brilliant.