Alright class, settle down. Youve gotten off easy for long enough. The first month of the new year is almost over and you havent been quizzed in awhile now. So put away the notes, books under your desks, thinking caps on. And remember to show all work.
1. Do you expect to receive a Valentines Day wish from someone special this year?
2. What is the biggest fib youve ever put on a resume?
3. Are you generally optimistic or pessimistic about your financial future in 2004?
4. Which of the following would you most like to be, and why:
a. A famous artist or entertainer
b. A world class athlete
c. A wealthy business owner.
d. An influential politician or community leader
5. Have you ever engaged in a sexual act (including masturbation) at a place where you worked?
6. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? How many and where?
7. What did you eat the last time you had a late night hunger craving?
8. Do you know for whom youll be voting for president, either in a primary or the general election?
9. The Super Bowl is this weekend. Will you watch for the game, the halftime show or the commercials?
10. If either were to come your way today, which would be more welcome; a check for $200 or two hours of hot, sweaty, butt nekkid sex?
Pencils and pens down. Time to share your answers.
1. I dont expect to receive a Valentines Day greeting, but I may send one out to try to move a relationship along.
2. Not a fib really. Just not full disclosure. Through creative writing, I managed to hide eleven years of an acting career to make it appear I had spent the whole time doing the side jobs I was also doing. Corporate types can’t really relate to performers in their midst and I was advised to make that work disappear from my resume.
3. I am cautiously optimistic about my finances this year. Awaiting word on the status of my continued employment would sway those feelings one way or the other.
4. While I like being an artist, Ive never wanted fame. I already enjoy a measure of behind the scenes influence in many communities. Ill go for the wealthy business owner.
5. Uhmyes, parenthetically speaking.
6. Not a one. Growing up the only people with tattoos were sailors or ex-cons, and while I know thats changed, it has subconsciously influenced my decision. And piercings? Please. Deliberately puncture myself? I think not.
7. Either sorbet or cheese and crackers. Late night its usually either sweet or salty I need.
8. Dean in the primary. Anybody but Bush in the general election. That muthafuckuh gotta go!
9. As a diehard football fan, I will be watching for the game. Ill make my official prediction this week. Ill also watch the commercials with interest to see who comes up with something clever. But I hate halftime shows. All season long they NEVER show us halftime shows, but now during the most important game of the season, they put on this bullshit that runs longer than the usual halftime period? What a waste.
10. I get paid the end of this week anyway, so Ill take the butt nekkid sex.
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1. Nope. Never have.
2. Right now? Honestly? I don’t put what year I graduated college. Everything else is true.
3. Ugh. Pessimistic. Hire me!
4. I’d say A, but right about now, C. Anything to work for myself.
5. Nope.
6. No tattoos, no piercings.
7. Chex Mix. Love that stuff. I’m not touchin’ the “sweet and salty” comment. LOL!
8. I still haven’t really come to a decision. It’s between Dean, Clark or Kucinich.
9. I might have to work, but if I were at home, definitely the commercials.
10. You can make that check out to “Cash”….
Okay, I just read your answers, Brother Bernie.
“Deliberately puncture myself? I think not.”
No wonder you’re single.
*rimshot*
thanks now i can add something to my post for today :) i’ll post my answers at my site.
*lol* at you’ll take the butt nekkid sex well give me the money then i can use it to buy a coach.
have a great week bernie.
1. Of course! I am making plans to make this one of my best Valentine’s Days ever.
2. I have never, ever fibbed on a resume. Maybe I should have; I’d probably still be in Publishing, not an outsider looking in.
3. After the last few dismal years, it has to be better. I’m working on that myself to ensure $$$ won’t continue to be tight.
4. c. because I may be able to help others much more than with the other titles/jobs.
5. um… my LIPS are sealed.
6. I got my left ear pierced the day before I graduated from Hunter College. It closed up and I can’t see myself getting another one. Forget about tattoos. I can’t stand needles and you want me to pay to have someone jab me thousands of times!?! Puh-leeze!
7. Cheddar spread on some saltines -or- some Chunky Monkey (shhh, don’t tell my baby)
8. Dean in the primary, the Democrat in the general: Bush must go.
9. Feh! I will catch up on some neglected reading.
10. Not to brag, but I get hott, buttered, toe-curling sex on the regular. I’ll take that $200 check, thank you very much! You can’t ask that question during tax-free week Bernie! LOL
Now you know, just know, that I had to trackback this one. This actually kept me awake at work.
I posted my answers at my site. Thanks for the questions–I love quizzes.
1. No.
2. Nothing.
3. Yes.
4. A, because that’s the closest thing on this list that aplies to me.
5. No.
6. Just the earrings.
7. Cup of Noodles.
8. No. Slim pickings.
9. Bor-ing.
10. The money, holmes.
1. Yes.
2. I’ve never lied on a resumé
3. Pessimistic (but not drastically so).
4. c.
5. No.
6. No tattoos, no piercings.
7. Smoked salmon.
8. Yes, I do know. :-)
9. None of the above.
10. Cha-ching!
Good questions. I stole them … I hope you don’t mind. :-)
1. I get the wishes all the time… even though I don’t celebrate this commercialized attempted to extort money and cause all kinds of drama.
2. I recall ever doing that…
3. Optimistic…. I’ve done well with my finances the past 7+ years.
4. I always wanted to be an athlete… but seeing how some plummet after the playing days are done, I’ll go for wealthy business owner… I’ll just buy the dayam team.
5.Hell yeah!!! multiple times… a day at one job.
6. None…. just surgical scars.
7. lemon and strawberry mix
8. All I know is NOT Bush
9. The game and commercials…. halftime bores me… hype, hype, hype.
10. I’ll take the $200. Cause the rest could be engaged in with or without the money… can I have more than two hours?
this my first trip over here since you rennovated. it looks really good up in here. real crute!
Sooooo glad you turned that top banner into a link to the main page. Been meaning to ask you to do that.
i have to agree, the site does look excellent. now for my answers and i’ll be perfectly honest.
1. do i. there’s an entire 4-days of loving expected.
2. not exactly a fib, but like yourself a cover up. i have managed to successfully keep the two years i spent as a fostercare/adoption caseworker hidden from all employers thereafter. since i had writing samples (journalistic, pr, and poetry) and had done some desktop publishing i basically said i was self-employed during that time.
3. i am totally optimistic about my financial future, should i not get laid off for the third time in my professional career.
4.i’m not really interested in any of the four options posted.
5. yes i have.
6. oh lord. do i have to tell? two tattoos. both on my back. one very small and right between the shoulder blades. one extremely large that wraps around my waist and kind of touches the beginnings of my buttocks. oh the piercings - one nose, two on left ear, five on right ear, and one on right nipple.
7. let’s just say it wasn’t food. but i did eat heartily.
8. man, who is the lesser of two evils? can i say al sharpton? it looks like it’ll be dean.
9. i like the commercials, but i’ll probably miss the entire thing. i used to like football, but after undergrad years i lost interest.
10. can i have both? man this is a hard one since i’m in a long distance relationship. if i weren’t i’d say the money, cuz i know i could get the sex anytime. but uh, i’ll go for the sex.